Orthodontic New Year Resolutions



Copyright © 1996, 1999, 2001 Rich Masel

Orthodontic New Year Resolutions

1. I will brush my teeth more than once a month
2. I will chew gum less than once every hour
3. I won't call my orthodontist during the superbowl with an "emergency"
4. I won't gross out my parents by smiling with food in my braces
5. I will try not to gag during impressions
6. I won't crack Jolly Ranchers against my braces any more
7. I won't snap my rubber bands at the kid in front of me
8. I won't "hit on" the receptionist for her phone number any more
9. I'll stop making the dog wear my retainer
10. I'll just simply stop complaining about my braces!

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