Top Ten Things To Do To Celebrate St Patrick's Day In The Orthodontic Office

1. Call your Orthodontist and Staff, "Lad" and "Lassie"
2. Wear "Mr. Spock" ears and say you're an Ortho-chaun.
3. Tell your friends your braces are made out of recycled beer cans.
4. Wear green Unicycles.
5. Cancel your March 18 appointment because you're hung over from celebrating.
6. Sing "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" in the reception room.
7. If your orthodontist says it's time for your braces to come off, reply, "It's the luck of the Irish"!
8. Bring the chair-side assistant a heart-shaped box of chocolates (oops, wrong holiday!).
9. Lead all the other patients in a St. Patricks Day parade thru the office.
10. Paint your braces green!