ST Patricks Day Jokes In The Orthodontist Office
Top Ten Things To Do To Celebrate St Patrick's Day In The Orthodontic Office
- Call your Orthodontist and Staff, "Lad" and "Lassie"
- Wear "Mr. Spock" ears and say you're an Ortho-chaun.
- Tell your friends your braces are made out of recycled beer cans.
- Wear green Unicycles.
- Cancel your March 18 appointment because you're hung over from celebrating.
- Sing "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" in the reception room.
- If your orthodontist says it's time for your braces to come off, reply, "It's the luck of the Irish"!
- Bring the chair-side assistant a heart-shaped box of chocolates (oops, wrong holiday!).
- Lead all the other patients in a St. Patricks Day parade thru the office.
- Paint your braces green!

